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Hmmm..... the bear ponders the orb, and sees all but naught.
Roll for intelligence:
14+ the bear sees all
6-13 the bear only sees where his next meal is coming from (you)
<6 haha he's so round lmao
Bear-shaped problems, unsolved
Bear-shaped problems, unsolved
a NERD BEAR presented this problem in 1988 and it remains UNSOLVED TO THIS DAY. this is proof positive that bears CANNOT DO MATH, or DRIVE TRAINS. the truth is out there, and bears are actually pointy-eared lever-pullers
MUSHRUM detected, not a friend. please be aware.
SCREAAAAAAAAAAAM
wow look at all the flavors!@!!!! except the white one in the center he's very plain like cream cheese, i would spread him on a bagel
please enjoy various bear flavors
please enjoy various bear flavors
black bear -$3
sun bear - $4
brown bear (SFW) - $4.50
brown bear (with NSFW) - $12.69
ice bear - 239.99 MXN
black and white "definitely-not-racist" bear - FREE!!! with purchase of kids meal (Wednesdays only)
(sorry our prices went up again because bears are the root cause of inflation)
APPARENTLY THE FAT KEEPS HIM WARM. WE SHOULD ALL BE FAT SO WE ARE NEVER COLD. EASY!
wow look at this alright ice-flavored bear
wow look at this alright ice-flavored bear
turns out 🅱olar 🅱ears are actually some what based? despite what you may hear, they are in fact, warm and soft. do poke lots.
alert: bear crashed a TRAIN (source)
innocent bystanders flabbergasted! why was the train not on rails?? who let a bear drive a train anyway???
(do be kinda cute tho ngl)
this lady clearly has never seen a bear before :///
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